Air Bags

Q: What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
A: Dual air bags!

Harambe at MadTree

Harambe and a friend walk into the taproom at MadTree Brewing in Cincinnati. After quite a few drinks, Harambe asks for a final mug of Happy Amber, his favorite brew. His friend says, "Dude, you've had too much today. Just get some ice to suck on for a while until we leave." Harambe nods his agreement, and the bartender says, "So, just ice?"
His friend says, "Yep, just ice for Harambe."

Cartwheeling Blonde

Q: What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels!