Word Play Jokes

Bear in a Bar

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic.
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?" The bear answers, "Born with them, I guess."

Anonymous

School Dinners Come On A Plate

Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
A: School dinners come on a plate!

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Knock Knock - Thumpin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumpin who?
Thumpin green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Anonymous
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