Word Play Jokes

A Dikfer on Your Head

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What's a dikfer?" "Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

Anonymous

Sugary Whiskers

Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
A: A catameringue!

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Tricky

Say toast 2 times fast, then spell it 2 times, then say it 3 times, then spell it once. Now, what do you put in a toaster?

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