Ghosts Scare Talk Show Hosts

Q: What do you call ghosts who scare talk show hosts?
A: The Phantom of the Oprah.

Astro Mix

Q: What did the dyslexic astrophysicist say to the civil rights activist?
A: Black Matter Lives

Religious Flossing

The dentist gave his patient a lecture on the importance of proper dental hygiene. He then asked him, "Have you been flossing religiously?" "Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church."