Wheel Dope

Q: Why were seven wheelchair athletes banned from the Paralympics?
A: They tested positive for WD40.

Knock Knock - Okra

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Okra!
Okra who?
Okra Winfrey!

Fly In My Soup

A man eating at a restaurant says to his waiter, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" The waiter replies, "That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor."