Word Play Jokes

Bill Gates' Wedding Night

Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"
A: Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

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Olfaction Blues

Ever since I got punched in the nose by that clown I've smelled funny.

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Sex With The Pig

A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. He walks over to his wife, who's laying in bed. "See!" he yells, "this is the pig I have to have sex with whenever you get one of your headaches!" The wife says, "You know that's a sheep under your arm, don't you?" The farmer says, "I wasn't talking to you."

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