Word Play Jokes

Names For Nuts

Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call nuts on a chest?
A: Chestnuts. 
Q: What do you call nuts on a chin?
A: A Blow Job.

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Witchy Iceberg

Q: What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A: A cold spell!

Anonymous

Leopard and Cougar

Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.

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