Word Play Jokes

Broken Tampon String

Q: What do you call a girl with a broken string on her tampon?
A: A cotton picker.

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Barbie And Paris

Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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Wizard Toothpaste

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!

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