Word Play Jokes

Stupid Bus

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet. ''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks. ''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies. ''That's a stupid thing to say!'' ''That's a stupid thing to ask!''

Anonymous

Clown Booty Call - Horn

If you squeeze my horn, I'll make a noise. Honk honk!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Sherry

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry dance?

Anonymous
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