Word Play Jokes

Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!

After each question, you say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for supper?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What would you do if you saw a hot chick walking down the street?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners

An Acher of bacteriologists
A murmur of cardiologists
A stain of cytotechnologists
A rash of dermatologists
A speck of forensic pathologists
A poke of gynecologists
A vessel of heart surgeons
A clot of hematologists
A nursery of obstetricians
A dose of pharmacists
A pile of proctologists
A G-spot of sex therapists
A stream of urologists

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dermatologist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Proctologist Jokes)
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Anonymous

Arachnophobia

My girlfriend says she has arachnophobia
How does she know, she has never met anyone from Iraq.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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