Word Play Jokes

Green Drinks

I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite.
I ended up picking 7 UP.

Anonymous

Fat Chicks and Mopeds

Q: What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
A: They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!

Anonymous

Laser Focus

A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser.

Anonymous
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