Word Play Jokes

Octopus War

Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well - armed!

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Han Solo and Chewbacca

Q: What is the difference between Han Solo and Chewbacca?
A: One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.

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Runs and Walks

Q: What runs but never walks?
A: Water.

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