Word Play Jokes

Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!

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Hat & Scarf

Q: What did the hat say to the scarf?
A: You hang around while I go ahead!

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Location

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn't rape white women?
A: An Inmate

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