Word Play Jokes

Wife at a Singles Bar

"I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."

Anonymous

The Difference Is

Q: What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?
A: He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!

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Anonymous

Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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