Lesbian Wedding License

Q: What do you call a lesbian wedding license?
A: A licker license.

Spider Invite

Q: What did the spider say to the fly?
A: We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

Top 5 Men In A Woman's Life

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist.
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?" A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?" A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!