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Illinois Speeding Penalty
Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
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What's the Arkansas state motto?
Q: What's the Arkansas state motto?
A: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
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St. Paul Football Team
Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!
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