U.S. State Jokes

Dallas Safe Zone

Q: Where are Dallas residents staying to avoid Ebola?
A: Cowboy Stadium.  They can't catch anything there.

Anonymous

South Dakota Crazy Law

South Dakota Crazy Laws

  • Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
  • No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
  • If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
  • Spearfish If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. 

Anonymous

Texas Alligator

Q: Why didn't the alligator eat the Texan after killing him?
A: Cause he found out he was full of Bullshit.

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