U.S. State Jokes

West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

Anonymous

Wyoming Jokes

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! 
Dumb Wyoming Laws:

  • It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement.
  • It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
  • You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
  • Cheyenne - Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. 

Anonymous

More Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Anonymous
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