St. Paul Football Team

Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!

Aggie and Longhorn Ranching

An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, "Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"

Wyoming Jokes

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! 
Dumb Wyoming Laws:

• It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement.
• It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
• You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
• Cheyenne - Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.