Missouri Crazy Law

Dumb Missouri Laws:

• It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)
• Buckner - In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
• Excelsior - Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
• Kansas City - Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
• Marceline - Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Marquette - It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
• Mole - Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
• Natchez - It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
• Purdy - Dancing is strictly prohibited.
• St. Louis - It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.)
• A milk man may not run while on duty.
• University City - Four women may not rent an apartment together. 

Full Fledged Alaskan

There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska. So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a full-fledged Alaskan, so he goes in this pub to ask a bar man what he has to do to become a full fledged Alaskan. The bar man say's "First you drink this liter of whisky, then you've got to kill a bear, and find a woman and rape her." The guy gets confused, so he asked the bar man to repeat it. He comes back a week later beaten to shit. "What happened to you?" said the bar man. "I'm nearly a full fledged alaskan, all I gotta do now is kill a woman"!

Murphy Won the Irish Sweepstakes

Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields. Murphy said, "Where are we now?" The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas." "It's a big place," said Murphy. The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it." And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders for it!"