U.S. State Jokes

Arkansas Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education in the same day in Arkansas?
A: It's too hard on the mules.

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Over Population

Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world. One physician says, "Why, Bubba, this eyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa gonna be standin' room only on this here planet!" The other doctor replied, "Heck, that sure oughta slow 'em down a bit!"
 

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West Virginia's Most Confusing Day

Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.

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