U.S. State Jokes

Illinois Speeding Penalty

Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.

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What's the Arkansas state motto?

Q:  What's the Arkansas state motto?
A:  If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

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Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

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