Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

St. Paul Football Team

Q: Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A: Because then Minneapolis would want one!

Wyoming Jokes

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! 
Dumb Wyoming Laws:

• It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement.
• It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
• You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
• Cheyenne - Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays.