Impressing a Woman/Man

How To Impress a Woman: Compliment her. Cuddle her. Kiss her. Tease her. Comfort her. Hug her. Send her flowers. Wine and dine her. Listen to her. Care for her. Hold her. Support her.
How to Impress a Man: Show up naked..... with beer.

The Blonde Construction Workers

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I mean ttwo-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

In Common

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them!