Married or Single Man Envy

Q:  Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?
A: Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

Feminist Lightbulb

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!

Go Fly a Kite

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite, he was really having a difficult time. The kite was swinging wildly, not exactly what you'd describe as stable, so his wife sticks her head out the door and says, "Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail." Ralph replies "Make up your damn mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite!"