Sexist Jokes

New Orgasm Pill?

Q: Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?
A: It comes with a 16 inch applicator

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Top Woman

Q: Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
A: Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

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Donkey or Doberman?

The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

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