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Brains for Sale
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained. ''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain and its $100,'' he explained. ''And how much is that one?'' he asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500,'' he explained. ''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. ''Well it has hardly been used!''
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What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
Q: What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Dark and Handsome
He is dark and handsome... When it's dark, he's handsome.
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