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Your Wife
Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, what does that mean?
A: Her chain is to long!
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Who Gets It
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up? The perfect woman, because the other two are fictional characters!
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Fastest Way to a Man's Heart
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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