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What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carry a thing.
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Lazy
Q: How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?
A: He throws his kisses.
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Men Float
Q: Why do men float better than women?
A: Because they're scum.
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