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Sex On Second Date

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Slow.

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Riddles
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Man on French Business Trip

There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX!"
They looked at him and said, "What do you mean wrong hole?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Lemon Pennance

A guy goes into the church confessional and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I slept with five different women last night.” The priest says, “Go home, squeeze five lemons into a glass, and drink it all as fast as you can.” “And I will be forgiven?” asks the man. “No,” the priest says, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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