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Perhaps

The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume. "This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sales clerk. "It's $285 per ounce." "Listen," the man shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't want something called 'Perhaps'; I want something called... "You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You'll Get Some !!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Shopping Jokes
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Donkey or Doberman?

The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Sex On Second Date

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
A: Slow.

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Riddles
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