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Committing Adultery

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?" "I'd rather not say who it was." "Was it with Betty Smith?" "I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution. "Yes, and two very good leads!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Religion Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Breaking and Entering

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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You're What?

A recent survey shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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