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Elton John - Wind

David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Boy Bands) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Gift of Her Choosing

Three men discuss the Christmas presents they bought for their wives. The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica. "That way," he explains, "if she doesn't like one, she can use the other." The second man says he had bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason. The third man says, "I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the negligee, she can go screw herself."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Love Stronger Than Death

The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said "Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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