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Memories

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another old man sits down next to him and says, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The old man wipes the tears from his eyes and explains, "I've got this beautiful, 35 year old wife, and all she wants to do is make love from the moment I walk in the door till the moment we go to sleep and then when we wake up again."
"So, what the hell is the problem?"
"You don't understand... I forgot where I live!" 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Playtonic Relationship

A nosy neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "It's a playtonic friendship. It's play for him and a tonic for me."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Rubber

Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: gammaplay
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