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Tim Kelly Run-In

Tim Kelly was walking through a dim passageway when someone spoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," said to the muffled figure. "Don't ye be knowin' your old friend Grogan any more?" Kelly stared at Grogan, whose face was a patchwork of bandages and adhesive plaster. One arm was in a sling and he was leaning on a crutch. "Saints!" cried Kelly. "Was ye hit by a train, Grogan, or did ye merely jump from the trestle?" "It could've been both," said Grogan, "considerin' the feel of it. But the truth is, I was in bed with Murphy's wife when Murphy himself comes in with a murtherin' big shillelagh in his hand, and the inconsiderate creature beat the livin' bejazus outa me." "He did indade," said Kelly. "But couldn't ye defend y'rself, Grogan? Hadn't ye nothin' in your own hand?" "Only Mrs. Murphy's ass," said Grogan. "It's a beautiful thing in itself, but not worth a dom in a fight."

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Zombie Booty Call - Rags

Nice rags. I love how they cling to what's left of your festering carcass.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
A: Cash and carry.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Disability Jokes , Riddles
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