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Extreme Circumcision

A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated." "What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that." "Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist." So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anaesthetized, and CHWOP!  off they came. The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be socialable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for. "Oh, I was circumcised," the man said. "Son of a bitch! That's the word I was looking for!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Not Just Sex

They say that men only think about sex. That's not exactly true. They also care a lot about power, world domination, money, and beer.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Money Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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The Blond's Legs

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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