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New Girl

An 85 year old man, who has been a single widower for 30 years, gets engaged to a 27 year old girl. He goes to his doctor for a Viagra prescription in preparation for his wedding night. The doctor tells him, " I need to warn you that given the length of time that you have been abstinent and the potency of this drug, sex could prove to be fatal."
The old man says "Doc, if she dies, she dies."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Catch Another Ride

There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year. One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked why and he said, "I got a ride here on a man's mustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing."
"Well," the other crab said, "why don't you hide up a lady's skirt next year. Then you won't be as cold." The little crab said, "Hey, that isn't a bad idea." A year later, the two crabs met at the same place, and the one little crab was shivering very badly again. The other crab asked if he had taken his advice and he said, "Yeah, I went and hid up a lady's skirt, but when I woke up in the morning I was on that's guy's mustache again!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Work Better Than Sex

Q: Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?
A: More perks, and the payoff is better.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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