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Duct Taped Hamster

Q: Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

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Two Men in the Hospital

Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are you in for?" the first man asks. "I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies. "Damn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year."

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Private Briefing

When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher, by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, "I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There's only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of the principal." "Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?" "I'll explain it, " he continued, "as soon as you've undressed."

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