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First Lady's Patriotic Duties

Q: What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
A: They both go down in the name of the president.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Geek Pickup Line

I'm more machine now than man... and I think you know what I mean.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Word Play Jokes
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Human Anatomy

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis." A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong. "My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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