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In Jail

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Make Me Feel Like A Woman

A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of the world's tallest building, when all of a sudden, the cable snaps and the elevator starts plummeting to the ground. The emergency brakes don't work, the emergency phone doesn't work, and they both begin to panic. The woman screams "We're going to die!", rips of all her clothes, throws herself on the floor and says to the man "make me feel like a woman again!" So, he pulls off his jacket, throws it on the floor, and says "pick that up, bitch."

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Blonde's A/C

Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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