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Mexican Bean Mystery Solved

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?

A: So they can take bubble baths.

Why She Crossed the Road

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

Women Legs

Q: Why do women have legs?

A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Women and Cars

Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?

A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!