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Down South

Q: What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

A: Cotton mouth.

Black People and Sperm

Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?

A: Only one in a million work.

Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?

A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

Chinese Blindfold

Q: How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

A: Put floss over their eyes.

Country Black

Q: Why do black people hate country music?

A: Because when they hear the word 'hoedown' they think their sister got shot!