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White with Black

Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?

A: A basketball coach

 

Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?

A: Quarterback

 

Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?

A: Warden

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Walmart Looting

Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?

A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.

Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.

Sh-sh-sheets

Q: Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy their sh-sh-sheets?

A: At the k-k-k Mart.