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Easter Bunny

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?

A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

How Many Cops?

Q: How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

Sweater World

Q: If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live?

A: In the hood.