Imagine That

Can you believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening to the priest's sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that I dropped my beer and made a huge ruckus. 

Two Nuns At A Restaurant

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was. They ask the waiter who replies  "Oh Sister, those are nuts." She answers "Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?" "No. The kind you rock on a crack."

Jesus Car

Q: If Jesus were on the earth in the flesh today, what kind of car would he drive?
A: Chrysler!