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Q: What does Melania Trump see in The Donald?
A: Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol.
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Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.
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Wife Down
I woke up this morning at 9:00 and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered, McDonalds serves breakfast all day.
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