Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''

Ant be Gone

Q: What did the Ant boss say to the Ant worker?
A: Sorry, but we have to let you go. I've been getting reports you haven't been pulling 100 times your weight.

Substitution

My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with?
A dog, dogs eat meat.