Pain

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says... "Now she knows."

Hillbilly

Q: How do you castrate a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth!

True Rednecks on Halloween?

Q:  What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
A:  Pump kin.