Popular Jokes

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Stone Rx

My husband said his doctor told him that I could suck out his kidney stone. After three days of trying, I think he lied to me.

Submitted BY: MEG

Black and Jewish

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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Anonymous

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

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Anonymous
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