Pick-Up Lines Galore

• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs....what time do they open?
• Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more?
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute?

Ten Inches

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

Nightclub Pickup

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" "Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.