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Yoga Pants
Q: Did you get those yoga pants on sale?
A: Because at my house they're 100% off.
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Lincoln Scoring
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!
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Wake Up Booty Call
It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?
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