Picking Up Women

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Counter Productive Pickup Lines

1. If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2. How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3. My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

Lincoln Scoring

Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!