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Eating the Cat

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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Puppy Love

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their a**holes are too small.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Submitted BY: jesswhithead

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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