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Batman Shopping

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Categories: Riddles , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Some Horny Guy

Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her doctor about it. Her doctor gives her some pills and tells her to put one in her husband's glass of water before going to sleep and then HAVE FUN. The woman comes back home and tries it the first night. She puts one pill in her husband's glass of water. And that night they have sex. The next night, the woman was happy but not quite content yet, decides to use two pills. That night their love making was even better then the night before. So the third night she decided that if two pills was great, then she would put all the pills in the glass of water. A week later, the doctor calls her house and asks: "Hello, how's the whole family doing?" The son, who answered the phone, answers: "Well, my Mom's dead, my Sister's pregnant, My ass hurts and my Dad is running around naked outside screaming, 'Here KITTY KITTY'."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Anonymous

I'd Rather Have a Puppy.

Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what the dogs are doing asks his father, "Daddy, what are those two dogs doing?" To which the father replies, "They are making a puppy!" Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom and catches his mother and father making love. Johnny asks his father, "Daddy what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies, "Johnny we are making you a little sister." Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds, "Well, daddy could you roll her over? I'd rather have a puppy!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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