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Career Day

Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better." All the kids in the class had their turn except  Little Johnny. Teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do ?" Johnny says: "My Dad is dead." "I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?" "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Last Request

Q: What was the murderer's last request to the chaplain as he sat in the electric chair?
A: Will you hold my hand?

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Riddles
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Bad Catholic Joke

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes)
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