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Prostitutes

A woman and her twelve year old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Taxi Driver Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Fake News

Fake news is nothing...
Compared to the 8 million people who died from fidget spinners in New York last year.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes
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What Is The Difference...?

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes)
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