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Chinese Love

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna 69!" She gives him a strange look and replies, "You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?"

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Funeral Story

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

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Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

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