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What If

My wife asked me if I'd ever thought about what my life would be like if we hadn't met.
I told her that I hadn't. Well, I don't want to depress myself.

Copyright © 2011 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

RIP Mom

My girlfriend throws up whenever she thinks about her dead mother.
I reckon it's mourning sickness

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Roof Top

My sweater is on the roof.
I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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