Prayground?

Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?
A: In the prayground!

Not Again

I took my four year old granddaughter to the hospital to see her new baby sister. She didn't want anything to do with her. As we were leaving I asked her if she wanted to see the babies in the nursery so I held her up to the window . There was another new born in the same place where her baby sister had been earlier . She looked at me and said "Oh no! Not again!"

Andy Rooney Quotes

• Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
• I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
• I am in shape. Round's a shape!
• Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
• Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac.
• The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
• Future historians will be able to study at the Gerald Ford Library, the Jimmy Carter Library, the Ronald Reagan Library and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.