Prayground?

Q: Where do religious school children practice sports?
A: In the prayground!

Not Again

I took my four year old granddaughter to the hospital to see her new baby sister. She didn't want anything to do with her. As we were leaving I asked her if she wanted to see the babies in the nursery so I held her up to the window . There was another new born in the same place where her baby sister had been earlier . She looked at me and said "Oh no! Not again!"

Fire Truck

A man notices a small boy wearing a fireman’s hat, sitting in a cart being pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices that the cart is tied to the dog’s testicles . “That’s a nice fire engine,” says the man. “But wouldn’t the dog pull faster if you tied the rope to his collar?” “Yes,” says the boy. “But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”