Jokes about Kids

The Werewolf

" Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now comb your face."

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Sissy

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with Sidney. He called me a sissy." "What did you do?" the mother asked. "I hit him with my purse!"

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The Black Baby

Q: What did the black baby say to it's mother when it had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, I'm melting!"

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