Jokes about Kids

The Werewolf

" Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now comb your face."

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The Black Baby

Q: What did the black baby say to it's mother when it had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, I'm melting!"

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Yankees Fans

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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